A Campus Fad That's Being Copied: Internet Plagiarism

Yeah, yeah, yeah, duh factor two, Sulu. Plagiarism is rampant when we ask them to write what makes no sense. Most of what we ask them to write is glacially stupid, that is, slow, monumental, and cold.
Slow in that it no longer reflects the writing world our students will be entering, monumental in that is static and text-bound, haplessly Schwarzeneggerian, and cold in that it does not engage their passion, their heart. Of course, I could be wrong.